Pak wife makes korma using husband

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'KIM AA-KORMA'  -Affair !  ,THE  FINAL   FINISH  IN MARITA L   LIFE  AND   LOVE  ! !

WHAT A  FINAL-FINISH  !   

Hitchcock or , even, Shakespeare or Sophocles  would have loved to copy it for their Plays !

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Press Trust of India, Updated: November 26, 2011 09:30 IST

G.B.S - WAY

George Bernard Shaw, in later lfe , was ailing and his personal Physician reguarly visited him and advised in somanyways , -how to keep one-self fit
and live long.
Quite long after, the Physician died and in the Funeral ,G.B.S was requested to say something and he said: ---' Doc, I practised your advice-- but you did not follow your own. Well , I will meet you later, sometime."{ narrated from memory of early reading)
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The other version maybe: The physician of G.B.S predicted that he had 5 yrs life to ive. and after fiveyears , G.B.S attended the physician and said --' Doc, sorry I could not honour your 'fore-cast'.

When POISON is MEDICINE OR Vice-verca

while a medical student in 1959s , we were taught[Pharmacology] that 'the difference between medicine and poison was, sometimes in degrees only e.g Mprphine' . Also I wrote a short story (on that basis) that a poor man suffering from poverty and many dieases decided to end his ife . he went to a store and bought a botte of poison with label (100% pure) and written on it that "if taken orally, a person would die in an hour (garaunteed),
The man bought it and drank it whole. After six hours , it was found that , he not only failed to die but was CURED of all his Diseases in a month.
The man sued the shop -keeper and it was proved that the POISON was adulterated and worked like Medicine. ( the story--abridged ).

The spurious drugs flooding the market, today, may work in the similar way, you never know !

DIVINE DISPOSAL

AND THUS SAID GOD :

"Let there be 5-Star hospitals and ICU-s for very Rich & Corrupt POLITICIANS to escape 'QUICK CATCH' and also A-C fitted Jail of good standard for COMFORTABLE PUNIISHMENT to GUILTY POLITICIANS".

And there they were --READY to RECEIVE !!

Position Vs Proposition

( true siory )
It was between 1980 -- 82
A CGHS (central govt Health Scheme) DIpensary on wellesly road ( vip Area).
Came a newy elected MP (won't tell the State nor his sur name.)
He came with his son about ten yrs of age.
The Doctor eaxmined the boy thoroughly , suspected some affected -heart , wanted an excercise test and told the boy to do some simple 'sit-down and up' 5 -10 times .Before the boy finished 2 , the father stopped him and challenged the Doctor in harsh words
= " you see, the boy is weak !you want to kill him ?
= " No sir" -- the Dr. said --' wanted to examine the heart after this excerciise to check the heart again."
" excercise ! is it a ha-du-du Court and why?' ---came the sharp challenge.
" it is necesary'' he was defensive.
" if it is necessary do it yorself for him and then can examine him. Know ?-- he is an MP's Son ?
The Doctor knew it very well....he joned the job frsh . So ! he had do keep the MP pleased and obeyed him.

STATISTICS & LIFE

" Doctor, what my chnce of your operation on me to be successfu ? "
Doc --- Cent Percent.
= but you tod yesterday that 9 out of ten dies ?
= yes .
=Then ?
= Nine have already died so---
the patient jumpt out of the opration tabe and fled.

THE TOPPERS

Abraham Linccoln was one day polishing his shoes himsef while on President's chair. There came one (senator or high official, I don't remember as read long back ).

He wanted to impress the President and said --'Sir you are yourself polishing your shoe'!
Lincoln turned to him while still polishing, added -'Yes I do ; but whose shoe you polish , sir ?
Guess, how the admirer looked,on the spot !
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Winston Churchill while in Parliament , used to stand at the entrance-door and scan the faces of Ladies(parliamentarians) and write someththing on his note -pad.
A friend -parliamenterian one day teased him -- 'with what pretence are you standing at the door and looking at ladies?'
Chrchil posed serious and replied - 'I was recording (after 'Helen of Troy),how many ships could each face sink '.
And what is the result ? // Churchil reported --'None more than 10o'.
** Helen's record was 1000 ships .