Irish  Joke:
 Doctor to the elderly  patient in a  Injury -Clinic:
= Well sir, how it happened happend ?
Patient = I fell down on the floor .
doc , = so it was the fall that broke your---
 = no  Doc  ! not the fall  ; --but the stop that did it.
The smiled back at the patient and looked , -'defeated' !

How Lucky !( gathered story)


In a Clinic, where patients were waiting, a child to his father ;
=  dad, what the patient is suffering from?
= Diabetes.
= what is diabetes dad ?
 = he produces lot of  sugar in his  blood .
The boy   looked at he patient , walking out and then turned to his father to wonder;
= how lucky he is dad !
The father turned to his son  to say;
=not now, son ! -keep that candy back in pocket.This is a clinic , son !
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Pak wife makes korma using husband

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'KIM AA-KORMA'  -Affair !  ,THE  FINAL   FINISH  IN MARITA L   LIFE  AND   LOVE  ! !

WHAT A  FINAL-FINISH  !   

Hitchcock or , even, Shakespeare or Sophocles  would have loved to copy it for their Plays !

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Press Trust of India, Updated: November 26, 2011 09:30 IST

G.B.S - WAY

George Bernard Shaw, in later lfe , was ailing and his personal Physician reguarly visited him and advised in somanyways , -how to keep one-self fit
and live long.
Quite long after, the Physician died and in the Funeral ,G.B.S was requested to say something and he said: ---' Doc, I practised your advice-- but you did not follow your own. Well , I will meet you later, sometime."{ narrated from memory of early reading)
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The other version maybe: The physician of G.B.S predicted that he had 5 yrs life to ive. and after fiveyears , G.B.S attended the physician and said --' Doc, sorry I could not honour your 'fore-cast'.

When POISON is MEDICINE OR Vice-verca

while a medical student in 1959s , we were taught[Pharmacology] that 'the difference between medicine and poison was, sometimes in degrees only e.g Mprphine' . Also I wrote a short story (on that basis) that a poor man suffering from poverty and many dieases decided to end his ife . he went to a store and bought a botte of poison with label (100% pure) and written on it that "if taken orally, a person would die in an hour (garaunteed),
The man bought it and drank it whole. After six hours , it was found that , he not only failed to die but was CURED of all his Diseases in a month.
The man sued the shop -keeper and it was proved that the POISON was adulterated and worked like Medicine. ( the story--abridged ).

The spurious drugs flooding the market, today, may work in the similar way, you never know !